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إليكم هذا الفيديو اللطيف .. 10 مقالب أنصحكم بعملها بأصدقائكم ههههههه

بطة شجاعة جداً وتعطى اولادها درس فى تحمل المسؤلية

المزاح القاتل

هذا نوع من المزاح القاتل يكون خطر بمعظم الاوقات

ولهذا

يجب علينا التروي عند المزح ، وانتقاء المزاح الخفيف

وليس الثقيل !!

خط خاص للشتيمة، لو مضايق اتصل واشتم براحتك!!

ابتكر اثنان من رجال الأعمال الألمان وسيلة يمكن أن يستخدمها مواطنوهم الذين يعانون من نوبات غضب سلبية للتفريج عن أنفسهم بالاتصال برقم هاتف وتوجيه السباب للشخص الموجود على الطرف الآخر من الخط.

ووظف الخط الساخن للسباب أفرادا يعملون سبعة أيام في الأسبوع لتلقي اتصالات الغاضبين الذين يتهكمون عليهم ويسخرون منهم بأسوأ الألفاظ.

وقال رالف شولته الذي أنشأ المشروع مع زميله في مجال الخدمات الإعلامية ألكسندر براندنبرجر " نحن لا نحاكم الغاضبين." وأضاف شولته البالغ من العمر 41 عاما "هذه الأمور تحدث وطبيعية. تستطيع معنا أن تنفس عن غضبك بدون قيود."

واستوحى صاحبا المشروع الفكرة من نظام حياتهما اليومي المليء بالضغوط. ويرى شولته أنه يقدم خدمة للناس بإتاحة مجال لهم للتنفيس عن الغضب المكبوت وتفادي المشادات في أماكن العمل أو في البيوت.

وقال " إذا كنت تعاني ضغطا في العمل فستكيل التوبيخ القاسي لشريكة حياتك رغم أنها لا ذنب لها." وعندما تفرغ جعبة المتصلين من ألفاظ السباب أو تنعقد ألسنتهم يستفزهم الموظفون في الطرف الآخر من الخط الساخن بعبارات من قبيل "هذه ثالث مرة أسمع فيها ذلك اليوم.. هل هذا هو كل ما عندك؟

ويبلغ رسم الخدمة 1.49 يورو للدقيقة وهو مبلغ يرى شولته أنه مبرر تماما ويقول "هذا ثمن قليل مقابل إزاحة كل شيء عن صدرك.

    تفتكروا إحنا محتاجين لخط مماثل في مصر.!!؟؟

دا لو كان بمصر كانت الشركة حققت مكاسب هايلة :)

أستاذ في جامعة أردنية يغادر المحاضرة بعد رفض طالبة إزالة العلكة من فمها!

أستاذ في جامعة أردنية يغادر المحاضرة بعد رفض طالبة إزالة العلكة من فمها!

اضطر أحد أساتذة الإعلام في جامعة اليرموك بمدينة إربد شمال الأردن إلى مغادرة قاعة التدريس، بعد أن رفضت طالبة خلال المحاضرة إزالة علكة من فمها.
وحسب طلبة من داخل القاعة أن الأستاذ طلب من الطالبة إزالة العلكة من فمها أو الخروج من القاعة، إلا أنها رفضت إزالتها مما اضطره للخروج من القاعة، مشيرين إلى أن الطالبة صرخت على الأستاذ بقولها ‘أنا لم أتي من عمان من اجل الخروج من القاعة.

فيما اعتبره البعض فى المحاضرة هذه حرية خاصة واعتبر الآخر وقاحة منها

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خاتم خطر...

هذا الخاتم عبارة عن مسدس كان عملاء المخابرات الاتحاد السوفيتي يستخدموه في الماضي
وأخطر ما في الأمر أن هذا المسدس بيحمل 6 رصاصات في نفس الوقت ويمكن اطلاقهم بسرعة فائقة وهذا كان من الأختراعات المزهلة فى هذا الوقت الضيق والصعب

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Millions of people already use Android because it makes your mobile device so much more powerful and useful. On Android, the home screen, web browser, email and everything in between are designed to make your life easier.asdasd And because Android is open, you can create a unique mobile experience that’s just right for you.

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Put the important stuff righasdsadt within reach and interact with your favorite apps directly from your home screen with widgets — see the latest sport asdasdasd scores, view your favorite photos, check the weather or peek at your inbox all without having to open different apps or leave the home screen.

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Of course, you'll need new apps to take advantage of the lodfnger screen, and at the time I tested the iPhone 5, those weren't available because iOS 6 hadn't formally launched. Older apps run in a letterboxed type of mode at the same dfdsfsize as existing phones, with little black baacdfrs on the top and bottom. Apps work perfectly fine this way, especially in portrait mode, but you definitely notice the difference. App-makers will be scrambling to make their apps take advantage of the extra screen space, and my guess is it won't take long at all for most to be iPhone 5 (and iPod Touch) ready.

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I preferred portrait typing because the keyboard size and width remains the same, while the extra length allows more visible text above the virtual keys.

The screen difference isn't always dramatic, especially compared with some ultra-expansive Android devices: the Samsung Galaxy S3 beats it both on overall screen size (4.8 inches) and pixel resolution (1,280x720). In the iOS 6 Mail app, with one line of preview text, I fit six and a half messages on the screen at the same time on the iPhone 5 versus fivecxczxc and a third on thzxczxce iPhone 4 and 4S. Other apps toy with the layout more; I fit eight tasks on one screen in the new iOS 6 version of Reminders, versus five on the iPhone 4S with iOS 5.1.1.

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Over the last week with the iPhone 5, I started to forget that the phone was any larger. That seems to be the point. And, the iPhone fit just fine in my pants, too: the extra length has been traded out for less girth, so there's little bulge. And, with that awkward statementasdasd having been uttered, I'll move on.

That 4-inch screen: Going longer
The iPhone 5 finally extends the 3.5-inch screen that's been the same size on the iPhone for five years, but it does so by going longer, not wider. A move from the iPhone 4 and 4S' 3.5-inch, 960x640-pixel display to a 4-inch, 1,136x640-pixel display effectively means the same Retina Display (326 pixels per inch), but with extra pixel real estate versus a magnified screen. asfsadAll the icons and app buttons are the same size, but there's more room for other features, or more space for videos and photos to be displayed.
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The iPhone's interface is the same as always: you have app icons greeting you in a grid, and a dock of up to four apps at the bottom. Instead oasdasdsdf a grid of four rows of four apps, the longer screen accommodates five rows of four apps. More apps can fit on the home screen, but that's about it as far as user interface innovation. Extra screen height means pop-up notification banners are less intrusive at the top or bottom.

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Why the move away from a glass back? Is it about creating a better, more durable finish, or is it about weight reduction? Apple's proudddfsdf of its claims of how light the iPhone 5 is, and the new aluminum back is part of that. So is the move to a Nano-SIM card fdfdf(making SIM swaps once again impossible and requiring a visit to your carrier's store). So is the thinner screen and the smallerssd  dock connector. You get the picture.

Hold an iPhone 4S up to the new iPhone, and I could see the difference in thickness. It's not huge, but it feels even slimmer considering its expanded width and length. sheko zft What I really noticed is how light it is. I still feel weirded out by it. The iPhone 5's 3.95-ounce weight is the lightest an iPhone's ever been. The iPhone 4S is nearly a full ounce heavier at 4.9 ounces. The iPhone 3G was 4.7 ounces. The original iPhone and iPhone 4 were 4.8 ounces. This is a phase-change in the nearly constant weight of the iPhone -- it's iPhone Air.

Yet, the iPhone 5 doesn't look dramatically different like the iPhone 4 once did. Actually, it seems more like a fusion of the iPhone with the iPad and MacBook design.

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The Gorilla Glass back of the last iPhone is gone, replaced with metal. The two-tone look might seem new, but it's a bit of a reference to the silver-and-black back of the original iPhone. The very top and bottom of the rear is still glass. That anodized aluminum -- which Apple claims is the same as that on its MacBook laptops -- feels exactly the same, and is even shaded the same on the white model. So far, it's held up without scratches. I'd say it'll do about as well as the aluminum finish on your 2008-and-later MacBook.sheko On the black iPhone, the aluminum matches in a slate gray tone. On my white review model, it's MacBook-color silver. That aluminum covers most of the back and also the sides, replacing the iPhone 4 and 4S steel band, and lending to its lighter weight. The front glass sits slightly above the aluminum, which is cut to a mirrored angled edge on the front and back,it formate eliminating sharp corners.

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From the front and sides, it looks very similar to the iPhone 4 and 4S. The same rounded metal volume buttons, sleep/wake button on top, and silence switch remain. The headphone jack has moved to the bottom of the phone,it love just on like the iPod Touch. Some will like it, some won't; it makes standing the iPhone upright and using headphones a virtual impossibility. Actually, the entire bottom is all new: the headphone jack, the larger, redesigned speakers, a different type it sheko of perforated grille, and a much tinier Lightning connector port.

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Third, this phone will make your home Wi-Fi look bad. Or at least, it did that to mine. Owners of other 4G LTE phones won't be shocked, but iPhone owners making the switch will start noticing that staying on LTE versus Wi-Fi might actually produce faster results...of course, at the expense of expensive data rates. I hopped off my work Wi-Fi and used AT&T LTE in midtown Manhattan to make a FaceTime call to my wife because the former was slowing down. LTE, in my tests, ran anywhere from 10 to 20Mbps, which is up to twice as fast as my wireless router's connection at home.

Using your iPhone 5 as a personal hot spot for a laptop or other device produces is some of the same strong results as the third-gen iPad...and it's smaller. Of course,skiko make sure you check on your tethering charges and data usage fees, but my MacBook Air it yourself did a fine job running off the LTE data connection at midday.

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First off, you're going to be shocked at how light this phone is. It's the lightest iPhone, even though it's longer and has a bigger screen. After a few days with it, the iPhone 4S will feel as dense as lead.

Secondly, the screen size lengthening is subtle, but, like the Retina Display, you're going to have a hard time going back once you've used it. The extra space adds a lot to document viewing areas above the keyboard, landscape-oriented video playback (larger size and less letter boxing) ,it and home-page organizing (an extra row of icons/folders).shiko Who knows what game developers will dream up, but odds are that extra space on the sides in landscape mode will be handily used by virtual buttons and controls.

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Like every year in the iPhone's life cycle, a handful of important new features take the spotlight. This time, 4G, screen size, and redesign step to the top.
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You've gotten the full rundown already, most likely, on the various ins and outs of this phone, or if you haven't, I'll tell you about them below in greater detail. Here's what I noticed right away, and what made the biggest  and  impression on me.

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Editors' note: We are continuing to update this review with additional observations and test all  results. Among the latest additions (October 4, 2012) are the inclusion of 4G LTE speed tests (see "4G LTE: Faster, at last" section); mobile detailed comparisons to camera quality between the iPhone and rival smartphones (see "The camera" section); and it detailed battery test results for both video playback and talk time (see "Battery" section).